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Post by Jess on Aug 13, 2004 13:11:06 GMT -5
Wheeeeeeeee! I found one of those things where you put in words and it comes up with a story on an Orli site!! And here we have my story. I'm considering having it published... It is a beautiful day and you decide that the only way to spend such a day is to go horseback riding through the beautiful country side. You go to your stable and decide to ride your blue with pink dots and yellow stripes horse named Bob. He is the most gorgeous horse you've ever had. You are very happy to be riding with the wind in your hair. As you are galloping along, you are so entranced by the super duper landscape, that you fail to notice a amazing monkey right in your path. Your horse stops suddenly, and you run over his head, landing in the mud with a wheeee. Bob runs away and you are left seven kilometers from home in muddy pants, and with a really big nose. You start to stumble home when you hear a voice say 'Are you alright?'. You clumsily turn around to see Orlando Bloom looking at you with a bright, yet worried, expression. You smile and say 'hell yeah'. 'Would you like a lift back to wherever you came from?' he asks. You nod silently and climb into his lickable car. On the way home, you talk about teapots, funky chicken dancing and fantastical computers. As he opens the door for you, he leans over and with a clever smile says 'It was really nice to meet you Jess, here's my number'. Without saying a word, you stumble into your house and decide that before you call him, you better wash your pants!! Liek omgomg we both love teapots, the funky chicken dance and fantastical computers!!! Who woulda guessed it? And I get his number!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Ain't it amazing?! ;D btw, you too can feature in your own story starring Orli here!  |
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Post by Jess on Aug 13, 2004 13:21:12 GMT -5
OMG there's millions of these things! *dies with happiness* Even one to make a letter!!! Dear Orlando, I've watched you for 28.494933 days straight. I love the huge massive way you turn your house key in the lock. I could make you so very scrummy someday. I know all of your favorite things such as yellow deckchairs, chocolates and bananas. I can give you all that and more. Love me. I would never make you bite or lick if you didn't want to. Even if you did want to, I'd make sure you wouldn't mess up your superbly fantasticly amazing hair and stinky clothes. Maybe someday we can take a trip to Wakefield together and snog all day long in the sun. I hope you don't find this disturbing, but I must smack these feelings to you. Completely yours, Jess I should send it to him  |
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Post by Caro on Aug 13, 2004 13:22:55 GMT -5
That's so cool! ;D
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Post by Jess on Aug 13, 2004 13:28:12 GMT -5
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!! It's saturday afternoon and you're at the grocery store picking up a few odds and ends including some carrots and toilet paper. You stop in the fruits and vegetable aisle and start to feel and smell the apples. Yum! They're your fav. Then you hear a familiar voice behind you say...'How's the selection today?' You turn around and see that it is Orlando Bloom! He's just standing there smiling at you. Orlando tells you that apples are his favorite. 'yippee' you say. 'They're mine too!' 'I wonder what else we have in common?' Orlando says. You can't help but smile. You and Orlando get to talking and you find out that you have a lot in common, including the fact that you both like dancing! Orlando then asks you if you want to get together later tonight for dinner. You're stunned but manage to reply rather calmly...'woot go me!' You give Orlando your address and he says that he'll pick you up at 7. You say goodbye and then rush home to figure out what to wear on your date. You decide on your favorite pink and green dress because it makes you look incredibly fab. When Orlando arrives he looks absolutely beautiful in a blue shirt and a pair of black leather pants (guh! *dies*) He hands you a bouquet of roses, kisses you on your hand, and tells you that you look gorgeous. You ask him where you're going for dinner and he tells you that it's a surprise. You walk out to his car, a black ferrari, and he opens the passenger door for you. You get in and notice that it smells a little like chocolate. Orlando drives you to McDonalds and says 'Surprise!' He tells you that this is his favorite restaurant. When you walk in, everyone turns to Orlando and says 'Ahoy there Orli!' It seems he's a regular here. You get an intimate table in the corner and Orlando orders a bottle of lambrini. You order the chips and the roasted lion. Orlando gets a plate of pizza. You enjoy your wonderful dinner while listening to Orlando as he tells you about his dog Maude and his new pet cat named Gordon. Before you know it, it's 10 o'clock and Orlando explains that he has to go home and get to bed because he has a big day of singing tomorrow. He drives you home and walks you to your door. He tells you that he had a wonderful time and asks if you want to go out again. Your reply of course is yaaaaay! Orlando then lays his hand on your leg and gives you a passionate kiss. As he's leaving he says 'Goodbye snuggle bunny, I'll talk to you tomorrow.' Your night with Orlando is over and it will be one that you'll never forget! Bwuhahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Snuggle bunny! Go me and my strange words!  |
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Post by Caro on Aug 13, 2004 13:33:21 GMT -5
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Post by Jess on Aug 13, 2004 13:48:09 GMT -5
One more...these are so wonderfully cheesy... The staplers at work were on the blink again today so your boss decides to give you a 3.14 hour lunch break until the staplers are fixed. You decide to go ahead and have lunch at Pizza Hut. You hadn't noticed just how lonely it sounded to say 'Party of one' until now. Despite that, you slide quickly into the sexy booth while the greeter leaves you with a menu. You study it, quietly admiring the chocolate and order it when the waiter comes by. You lean your hand back, take in a(n) amazing breath, and close your eyes for what seems like only a moment. You can feel a swish of beautiful air pass by you as the waiter scurries by. From behind, you can smell the scent of chocolate being delivered to the booth behind you. In only a matter of moments, the smell of the chocolate becomes stronger and is mixed with a hint of... gucci. A weird sense that someone is watching you overcomes you to the point where you open your eyes. Suddenly your tongue nearly stops licking, you immediately recognize the brown eyes staring down into yours and you know exactly who those eyes belong to. Orlando Bloom is holding the plate of chocolate and smiles, 'I think this is yours, I ordered the chips.' Awe struck, you exclaim to yourself, 'liekomgwtf it's Orlando Bloom.' but manage to hide your surprise under a calm exterior and you smile back, 'Yeah, it is.' Orlando nods then strangily and hurridly places the plate down on the table, 'I thought so. I heard you ordering earlier.' His foot flushed slightly. You practically trip over your words to say 'Thank you.' Orlando then puts his arms in his pockets and begins to wander back to his booth when you stick your hand out to shake his. When he captures it and holds it against his own, you say, 'I'm Jess' He keeps your hand in his until he finishes saying, 'Jess, it's nice to meet you, I'm Orlando, but my you can call me Orli. All my friends do.' He steadily releases your hand and you say, 'Hi Orli', and before you can stop yourself you hear your own voice saying out loud, 'Would you like to join me?' With a quick dance Orlando slides into the opposite side of your booth and gives you a grin, I'd love to. You could feel that this lunch was going to be one of the best of your life. Where's Maggie? SEE MAGGIE!! HE SAYS CALL HIM ORLI!!!!!!! And the story knows everything and is predicting the future. Hurrah!  ;D |
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